Hair is shining. Teeth is gleaming. Skirt is mini.




Behold this swarthy face




*smutty leer*




April harvest of sloths




Old man traipsing along a track that looks like a cow's tongue




Tamagotchi out of frame




Sausages! Who loves 'em?




This camera turns every building into the Julian Schnabel building.
Fact: Julian Schnabel released a CD in the 90s. Quote: "He could be
described as a cross between Michael Bolton and Leonard Cohen, but
unfortunately he writes songs like Bolton and sings like Cohen
instead of the other way around."





Loud crash. Faint groan.




I don't think you understand the situation.
See, I'M not trapped in here with YOU--
YOU are trapped in here with ME





People call me a "madnut" but we'll see who gets the last laugh.




Pervertalists




American pastoral?




Sigh



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