Q: Favorite kind of sandwich?

A: Knuckle.




I had a dream that Judd Apatow made a movie out of Oedipus Rex.




Why does this cat look so guilty?
Has he been spying on girls in the shower?




I ponder at you




At 4 PM we became hateful of Los Angeles and
conversation took a morbid turn.










Does red wine in moderation deliver health benefits?

What about brass monkeys?




Sober-tooth tiger




A truckload of specialty bandanas. How does our
stumbling economy allow for such industries?




The radish seeds sprouted today and I almost wept
with tenderness. They are so small and perfect,
like ear lobes and curly fries.







SUBMIT TO MY CALIPERS




D'oh! Broke Jack's mirror. This is the most
destruction I have ever wrought by accident.







You know when you see a very lush woman walking down
the street with an entourage of babies? That is sorta what
Los Angeles is like. Things just spurt from nowhere. Such
as these bananas in our backyard.




They tasted rotten and mealy and had an elastic texture.
Verdict? I would rather eat a breakfast burrito out of the gutter.







Indulge the possibilities



Aim low, my boy






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