MY DAY: FACTS AND SURPRISES



-Stole a kumquat from a tree

-Let a spider walk eight inches across my shirt
before killing it (perverse!)

-Ogled a woman with a bottom the size of a
satellite dish and wanted to poke it and
watch the reverb

-Stepped in a web of Silly String

-Watched a man deliberate for two minutes about
whether to add a third sugar packet to his drink

-Stared at a chest in the corner of a cafe and
tried to figure out what was inside it





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