Speak, Fruitcake
In 1904 JJ Thomson proposed the plum pudding model of the atom.
Thomson's model pictured the atom as a positively-charged cloud
studded with electrons, like plums ensconced in a pudding.
Question: Do holiday foods make good metaphors?
Conjecture: Fruitcake as metaphor for memory.

Let "fruitcake" stand for "memory" in the following.
1. Fruitcake is of a dense, obscure texture.
2. Fruitcake is studded with unpleasant stimuli.
3. Fruitcake is absorbent.
4. Fruitcake is not linear, but circular.
5. The constituent parts of a fruitcake may be visible, but its
origin remains obscure.
Austrian philosopher Otto Weininger:
"The source of all error in life is invariably a lack of [fruitcake]"
Q.E.D.
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