Welcome to Golden Gate Fields, and Good Luck!



The peanut gallery, for riff-raff



The Turf Club, for serious betters



~*~ A Touch of Class ~*~



A future in off-track betting



Probable odds: 30-1



Race #2: Hot Knuckles was scratched



The man behind me is wearing a rug!



Will Jack prove to be a crack oddsmaker?



Place your bets



$2,000 superfecta on Tiz Brave, Rockpaperscissors,
Pearls n' Satin, and Miss Yankee Lass



We got 'er



"You winning, kiddo?"
"Better believe it."





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