I was taking the train back from New York today
when I overheard two commuters talking in the
dining car. They were both wearing mediocre suits
and emptying packets of Equal into coffee drinks.


"The morning train is so crowded," one of
them said, "that people have started to
ride on the outside."

"You serious?"

"Yeah just holding on like this" [mimics]

"No kidding!"

"Yeah. People die all the time. They keep
a coffin in the back of the train, just to
throw the bodies in there."

!?!



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