HEY GOOD LOOKIN'
This boy at the bus stop looks like he just
earned a small amount of dough or found
out that a girl likes him. That is the
exact gradient of his smile.

It comes and goes.

There it went.

Now its back! Like a mole sticking its
head above ground.

A bum walks by in shoes made of plastic
(no smile)

A large woman in shorts with amazingly
jiggly legs (smile)

A Doritos truck spilling exhaust fumes
(no smile)

A little girl punching her doll in the
stomach (smile)

Boys never smile in public if they are
alone. They might smile at something–
a joke or a passing 10 with big
boobs, but only then, only if there's
an immediate cause.


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