I was in Subway getting a sandwich. I asked for
white bread.

"No white," the guy said. "Honey-oat."

Fine. I asked for romaine lettuce, which is weird
because Subway only has iceberg and spinach. The
guy put some romaine lettuce in the sandwich.
Then, without asking, he smothered it with
onions.

"No onions!" I said.

"You want onions," he threatened.

Then he poured olive oil all over my sandwich.
In a rage, I broke a glass (also weird: Subway
doesn't have glasses) and stormed out. Later,
I realized I'd left something at Subway and I
went back to get it.

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