TOP TEN THINGS TO DO IN CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
10. Gesture in irritation
9. Make timid inquiry
8. Get run over by a carriage
7. Souse and rinse til daybreak
6. Recollect the past
5. Rob for a drink
4. Pour a pailful of gutter water over a drunkard's head
3. Trifle with trifles
2. Talk such a lot of wild stuff
1. Murder a pawnbroker for a few roubles
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