QUALIFYING EVENTS


Row a breadstick canoe across a marinara lake
(look out for meatballs)

Cross a mayonnaise lagoon on asparagus stilts

Sail a maple-syrup sea on a pancake raft

Weather a honey monsoon under a biscuit shelter

Clear a hash-brown thicket with a bacon machete

Descend a peanut-brittle wall into a chocolate gorge

Surf a ranch-dip wave on a celery surfboard

Cruise a caramel sea on a banana schooner

Escape a whirlpool of shmear with a lifesaving bagel



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