How to mythologize self

Be consistent in dress, comportment, affinity.
Select one from each, below.


ONE: MIEN

a) Rumpled charisma
b) Moody insouciance
c) Studied nonchalance




TWO: DRINK

a) Seltzer
b) Scotch
c) Cranberry juice

No:
Absinthe (Ridiculous.)


THREE: PROSE STANDBY

a) Nabokov
b) Dickens
c) Poe*

*Risky




FOUR: DRUNK MANNER

a) Amiable
b) Unpredictable
c) Unmanageable

No:
Dour




FIVE: MUFFIN

a) Blueberry
b) Bran
c) None. Trick question.




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