Civilization: classic or dud?



This soap dispenser looks like an elegant sconce.
Public restrooms can be so delightful.




"I lead a life in the shadows"



Did someone drop a bowling ball on your feet?
Kick you in the shins? Dip your braid in India ink?



Hacking my Net Nanny



Goodbye to many things I love :(



LOS ANGELES! I moved. Here we are looking for a mattress in a
store with an American Flag color scheme. Made me hungry for
apple pie, whiskey, Bruce Springsteen and a coal mining injury.




Would I grow a beard for world peace? Let me think.



Acts of petty hooliganism: spot the hidden Alex.



This one feels nice.



Who designed this logo for the mattress store? A pajama'd elf
with a weenie bulge giving thumbs up and wearing lipstick....?

"I won't be beat!!" he says.

And he means it.



Journey to the 99-Cent Store



I bought some tuna (39 cents), a bottle of "Flavor Enhancer" aka MSG
(59 cents) and a jumbo pack of bubblegum (99 cents)





This is what I imagine Fidel Castro eating for breakfast.



A bite containing all five elements in perfectly proportioned strata.



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