Questions of the day

  Burning question:

  What does death smell like? I think someone may have
  died in my apartment building.

  Freudian question:

  Is it not the destiny of childishness to be overcome?

  Question overheard on the subway:

  Q: How many babies are born and how many people
  die every day in New York?

  A: Too many and not enough. Respectively.

  Question in text-message form:

  I love all animals cept snakes and humans and prob
  couldn't kill a tapeworm. I may be going to the yale
  club for open snack bar- txt you tomorrow?

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