ARE YOU ELIGIBLE TO APPEAR
IN A DICKENS NOVEL?
FIND OUT WITH THIS CHECKLIST!

Check hither if you find yourself in possession of:

__ an ill-disposed mother
__ a visage as white as ashes
__ a modicum of cheese
__ a rasher of bacon
__ a stiff corduroy
__ an annual income of twenty pounds
__ an annual expenditure of fifty pounds (result: misery)
__ pluck
__ mettle
__ an acquaintance named Mealy Potatoes, on account
of his complexion
__ Renal tubular acidosis
__ a blighted destiny
__ solitude, except for your own spiritless thoughts



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