What will be the pivot of my being?
  Calmly appraise the world and the place of your ego within it.



  1) I spent my breakfast:
  a) under the yoke of serfdom
  b) eating egg yolks
  c) oatmealing


  2) I worked all morning from:
  a) inclination
  b) habit
  c) despair


  3) I passed the afternoon:
  a) fitfully dithering about
  b) fruitlessly lurching about
  c) searching for my asbestos glove



  4) My luncheon conversation runs to:
  a) Chekhovian panic
  b) Dostoyevskian scorn
  a) hyperbole



  5) Tonight I am harpooned with:
  a) joy
  b) spleen
  c) filial piety



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