I wish to...

Drape a warm crepe over the head of a bald man

Write class notes on sheets of matzoh

Sleep on a foccacia mattress

Exfoliate with granola

Tread barefoot across a field of hot yams

Replace a door-stop with a wedge of quiche

Propose marriage with a Froot-Loop ring

Sew a quilt of deli meats

Construct a house from halvah bricks

Use Ritz cracker for guitar pick

Blow my nose and have scrambled eggs come out

Die and be preserved in an oatmeal bog



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